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Your forgiven Sacha, I would never have guessed 

On 3/4/2017 at 6:34 PM, drewpy said:

Tommy will agree with this

Hey Drew when did I ever let you down and I'm talking rideouts so don't make a list

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My wife told me women are better at multitasking than men.
So I told her to sit down and be quiet.
And guess what?
She failed to do even one of those things.

Ok..I've been admitted into hospital and they are keeping me in, I've only gone and poisoned myself ( typical ) What I thought was a simple onion turned out to be a daffodil bulb. I'm feeling ok but they said I should be out sometime in the Spring.

I went to the quacks the other day as I found a strawberry growing out my bum. Doc told me not to worry, he's got cream for it.

In the same vein

A man went to the doctors with a lettuce leaf sticking out of his bum.

"Hmmm, I don't like the look of that." Said the doc.

The man replied, "Doc, that's just the tip of the iceberg."

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Jeff and Mike were in an accident, and killed instantly.
Upon Jeff's arrival to the Pearly Gates, he is met by St. Peter.
"Where is my friend Mike?" Jeff asked.
St. Peter replies, "Well, Mike was not as fortunate as you. He went in the other direction instead of getting into Heaven."
Jeff was bothered by this and asked, "Well, could I see Mike one more time just to be sure he is OK?"
So, Jeff and St. Peter walked over to the edge of Heaven and looked down. There was Mike, on a sandy beach, with a gorgeous sexy blonde in a bikini, and a keg of beer.
"I don't mean to complain, but Mike seems to have it pretty nice down there in Hell," says Jeff.
"It's not as it appears to be," says St. Peter. "You see, the keg has a hole in it, and the blonde doesn't.

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Awwww .... fuck that !!!!

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Seriously, just how lame do people have to get before they can be legally terminated for just being irreparably useless to the human race.

 

life, get, fucking, a

 

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So, this made you laugh then? :huh:

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Ok, this is looking serious now...

 

 

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Been a while, this made me laugh though - out of curiosity I asked a main dealer in London about costs of replacing brake pads and headstock bearings (Yea I know I should do it myself but I been really busy lately! and am being pretty lazy - I have the parts and my local garage will do the lot for £100) This is their response:

"The cost for parts with labour is £457.81 inc VAT."

"Do you have a breakdown of how you arrived at £457.81? Off the top of my head; OEM bearings cost £25-35, brake pads cost £15-£30, so if we are saying the top end for parts is £95 and labour cost is £90 ph, - that comes out at 4 hour job?"

"The labour is 3 hours with a cost of £75 ph plus VAT

PADS £82.32 +VAT  In stock
BEARINGS £74.19 +VAT in stock"
 
Not sure about anyone here but I have never seen brake pads at £82 or headstock bearings for £74 :lol:
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I think £75 per hour plus vat is the going rate for most maindealers across the uk, possibly a little higher in the Smoke. Dont think they are rerally interested in repairing older bikes, just want to sell new ones on pcp deals, and then service them

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Mean while in a street by you.......

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How tempting to quickly stick it into reverse, break a leg for him, then drive off

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