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So funny you must watch this....

 

 

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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Schienenzeppelin

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I wonder why this never caught on ?

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Schienenzeppelin or rail zeppelin was an experimental railcar which resembled a zeppelin airship in appearance. It was designed and developed by the German aircraft engineer Franz Kruckenberg in 1929. Propulsion was by means of a propeller located at the rear, it accelerated the railcar to 230.2 km/h (143 mph) setting the land speed record for a petrol powered rail vehicle. Only a single example was ever built, which due to safety concerns remained out of service and was finally dismantled in 1939.

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bet it was noisy too. At least it stops the kids train surfing

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1 hour ago, sniff6 said:

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:o Wow! One of the professors who used to work at the uni here studies the effects of asbestos dust from the vermiculite mines in Libby, Montana... No good. :shakeno: 

Laughed my ass off at the diving... Had to keep watching it. :biglaugha: 

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Yea, and my auld man went from being an amateur road race cyclist to having 25% lung capacity before his death due to asbestosis and a load of his mates from the shipbuilding industry all died from the same shit.

Anyway, it doesn't say that it is aeroplane proof

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Dear Asda,

Last week I purchased some of your "smart price" toilet tissue and I have some thoughts to share with you.

For my first use I folded it twice like I normally would, but it was so weak it broke, at which point I realised I had fingered myself. That's right. No romance, no weekend in Venice, just one swift digit up the wrong 'un in a cold bathroom in Nottingham.

So what exactly is "smart" about "smart price"? My eyes certainly smarted a bit as I jabbed at my rectum. I spent the next few minutes in the saddest bathroom scene since Oscar Pistorius, debating whether to sacrifice a bath towel, a sock or the fleece of the first staff member I find at my local store.

A few more minutes passed, the anger subsided and I made a second attempt. You see this stuff might be half the price of branded stuff, but I found I needed to bandage it tightly 7-8 times around my hand to prevent me from molesting myself a second time, leaving me looking like an Egyptian mummy that's just performed a prostate exam.

The feeling of shame was soon replaced with regret, as I realised I had better things within arms reach to do the job. Even the pumice stone on the edge of my bath looked like it could do a better job than the stuff you supply.

I noticed in the news today your sales have dropped 7.5% in 3 months. Looks like it's not just the competition you can't wipe out!

Yours truly,

Ben Martin

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He's in Beverly Hills Sacha that should say it all.:lol:

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I could really do with a set of those for my two girls!  Haha

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The teacher asked young Billy to form a sentence using the word " Contagious "  .  Billy thought for a minute and answered - " When my Dad saw the decorator coming up the garden with a 2 inch brush he told my Mum that if  he's  gonna paint the ceiling with that, it'll take the contagious ".

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