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Moderator mervin Posted March 29, 2015 Moderator Share Posted March 29, 2015 Ha ha if it was me and i said Sarah or Michelel it would have been what was she doing there Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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obriens65 Posted March 29, 2015 Share Posted March 29, 2015 https://www.facebook.com/video.php?v=1521657951435073 That didn't make me laugh at all. I did, however, nearly shit. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neversaydie Posted March 30, 2015 Share Posted March 30, 2015 Are you sure,It was to me as a boy.You'll be saying UFO was not real next. Cant seem to remember why i liked it so much. Hhhhhhhhhhmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm The lovely Gabrielle Drake. Beautiful woman Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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sniff6 Posted April 4, 2015 Author Share Posted April 4, 2015 Flying Car if anyone fancy's it on e-bay http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/261781856180?redirect=mobile&clk_rvr_id=809070826136&rmvSB=true Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sniff6 Posted April 4, 2015 Author Share Posted April 4, 2015 Isles of Scilly Police vacancy Unique Opportunity There is a post currently available for a Police Constable on the Isles of Scilly. Quite possibly the most enviable policing post in the UK or even the world, after mine. It only comes around every few years. Amongst other things the successful candidate will possess the following attributes: The ability to explain cheerfully in infinite different ways to holiday makers that “No you are not hallucinating I am a real Police Officer” and “Yes there are things for me to do here”. The resolve to issue a parking ticket to your spouse so tactfully so as not find dinner in the dog thereafter. At 2am whilst still wearing pyjamas under your uniform and wiping sleep from your eyes having been called out on duty from deep REM sleep, resolve a disagreement originating hours beforehand regarding the merits of sea salt verses rock salt between a couple of drunk chefs. Un-flinching confidence to know what to do when you are alerted to an abandoned seal pup making its way up the main street. An acceptance that at 6:15pm you will be handed an item of lost property whilst off duty in the Coop queuing for the till with both arms laden with a thawing tub of ice-cream and fish fingers hastily chosen so as to provide a meal for your children before they go to judo at 6:30. Sounds idyllic? If you have a moment during your day feel free to practice your brief one liner applications online here. Closing day is Friday. Who knows, this time next month you could be rescuing goldfish, investigating fried eggs, competing with Lifeboat crews to make pasties, guarding clogs for Dutchmen and taking your orders from a cat. Only followers of this site need apply as inevitably you will feature here anyway and your mum will want to know what you are up to. Good Luck. Sgt Colin Taylor and yes it is real https://www.facebook.com/IslesofScillyPolice 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Sacha Posted April 7, 2015 Share Posted April 7, 2015 Now that's my kind of kid. LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Sacha Posted April 9, 2015 Share Posted April 9, 2015 AHAHAHAHA LMFAO I highly doubt a couple of these but a couple cracked me up.http://www.cosmo.ph/sex-relationships/dating-tips/11-things-guys-secretly-do-with-their-penises Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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