Jump to content

~~Daily Feed, post what made you laugh today ~~


Recommended Posts

Do you want an ad-free experience? Join today and help support the Yamaha Owners Club.

Wire coat hanger held my exhaust on my Fiat after the thing fell off in Barcelona, did over 2000 miles before I got back to UK and fixed it properly, it did rattle a bit but finished holiday and got me home ok.

Link to comment
Share on other sites


Oh, the reviews.

"This TV has a great picture, but is basically worthless. It completely defeats the purpose of watching my midget porn DVD when the actors are 5' 6" tall."

"Purchased this TV for my island retreat. Use it to primarily watch comedies like "The Shrinking Middle Class", "Income Inequality" and "The Ever Widening Wage Gap." Have to say, wow what a picture! Watching the 99% struggle with this level of clarity is amazing. It's like I'm right there beside them but thankfully I am not. No need to see that suffering firsthand, I can watch it in crystal clear 4K from a safe distance. Thanks Samsung!"

"As a visitor from the future, I was glad to finally find the old TV my parents kept in the kitchen. I can't wait until 2023 when Samsung finally starts producing the sixteen-foot Galaxy Note."

"Who needs a roof over your head or food in your kids belly when you have a T.V. like his???? We watched Hell's Kitchen and Gordon Ramsey called my daughter a Cow and threw food out right in front of her. I swear, her little mouth was watering and tummy grumbling as we smelled the food he was cooking. After the first 2 weeks, she wasn't hungry anymore and the state came and took her away, but I still have my awesome T.V. On the bright side, I might be able to have unsupervised visits with her in a few months! Thank You Samsung!!!! You changed my life!!!"

  • Like 1
Link to comment
Share on other sites

  • Moderator

For some time many of us have wondered just who is Jack Schitt?

We find ourselves at a loss when someone says, 'You don't know Jack Schitt!'

Well, thanks to genealogy efforts, you can now respond in an intellectual way.

Jack Schitt is the only son of Awe Schitt.

Awe Schitt was married to O. Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, and owner of Needeep N. Schitt, Inc. They had one son, Jack.

In turn, Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt. The deeply religious couple produced six children: Holie Schitt, Giva Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Bull Schitt, and the twins Deep Schitt and Dip Schitt.

Against her parents' objections, Deep Schitt married Dumb Schitt, a high school dropout.

After being married 15 years, Jack and Noe Schitt divorced. Noe Schitt later married Ted Sherlock, and because her kids were living with them, she wanted to keep her previous name. She was then known as Noe Schitt-Sherlock.

Meanwhile, Dip Schitt married Loda Schitt, and they produced a son with a rather nervous disposition who was nick-named Chicken Schitt.

Two of the other six children, Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt, were inseparable throughout childhood and subsequently married the Happens brothers in a dual ceremony.

The wedding announcement in the newspaper announced the Schitt-Happens nuptials.

The Schitt-Happens children were Dawg, Byrd, and Horse.

Bull Schitt, the prodigal son, left home to tour the world.

He recently returned from Italy with his new Italian bride, Pisa Schitt.

  • Like 4
Link to comment
Share on other sites

(true story)

I was driving back home one weekend last month, just pulled off the motorway and came to a stop at a red light/roundabout at the end of the slip road. im sat there in my own little world and suddenly a rather elderly lady on a shoprider-type mobility scooter comes around the roundabout infront of me, followed by a police car with lights on, by the time my light had turned green she had got half way round the roundabout before the police car pulled in front of her to stop her... i couldnt help but laugh.

its probably worth mentioning that it was a 3-lane roundabout connecting the M3 to some A-roads.

  • Like 2
Link to comment
Share on other sites

Join the conversation

You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.

Reply to this topic...

×   Pasted as rich text.   Paste as plain text instead

  Only 75 emoji are allowed.

×   Your link has been automatically embedded.   Display as a link instead

×   Your previous content has been restored.   Clear editor

×   You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL.


  • Create New...