Noise Posted June 9, 2014 Share Posted June 9, 2014 Yeah if we start planning now, we'll be ready to make a date sometime in 2016!! Year and Grouch might have broken his bike by then so we have some thing to fix too 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wild foamy Posted June 9, 2014 Share Posted June 9, 2014 My turbo still wont be ready though... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sniff6 Posted June 19, 2014 Author Share Posted June 19, 2014 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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slice Posted June 24, 2014 Share Posted June 24, 2014 Ok who wants one of these then ? It might make your bike sound better Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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sniff6 Posted June 26, 2014 Author Share Posted June 26, 2014 Just ask her what she thinks of Foamy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sniff6 Posted June 27, 2014 Author Share Posted June 27, 2014 An attractive young woman on a flight from Ireland asked the Priest beside her, 'Father, may I ask a favour?' ' 'Of course child. What may I do for you?' 'Well, I bought my mother an expensive hairdrier for her birthday. It is unopened but well over the Customs limits and I'm afraid they'll confiscate it. Is there any way you could carry it through customs for me? Hide it under your Robes perhaps?' 'I would love to help you, dear, but I must warn you, I will not lie.' 'With your honest face, Father, no one will question you.' When they got to Customs, she let the priest go first. The official asked, 'Father, do you have anything to declare?' 'From the top of my head down to my waist I have nothing to declare.' The official thought this answer strange, so asked, 'And what do you have to declare from your waist to the floor?' 'I have a marvelous instrument designed to be used on a woman, but which is, to date, unused.' Roaring with laughter, the official said, 'Go ahead, Father. Next please!' 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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sniff6 Posted July 1, 2014 Author Share Posted July 1, 2014 Next weeks episode of Animal Hospital where Rolf Harris explains how to handle a young beaver has apparently been cancelled. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Katie1 Posted July 3, 2014 Share Posted July 3, 2014 https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/8240564736/h3AC25F82/ 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noise Posted July 3, 2014 Share Posted July 3, 2014 Just put one on order, foamy you should get it through the door in 4-5 working days mate. Don't worry mate we will all help you to stay away from your Sin zone 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slice Posted July 3, 2014 Share Posted July 3, 2014 Poor FOAMY we are all now thinking of him trying you grab his KNOB with that suit on. Ha Ha Ha !!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sniff6 Posted July 3, 2014 Author Share Posted July 3, 2014 Oh you are all cruel to poor Foams. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wild foamy Posted July 3, 2014 Share Posted July 3, 2014 Sniff is on my side! And a 'self raping child'? Good god what is wrong with this world, when I was 13 it was a wonderful voyage of self discovery and copious amounts of kleenex, I probably kept those fuckers in business during the recession. Besides, wanking is perfectly natural and fun, for those of us who lack a girlfriend and have no charisma to pick up random checks it is a godsend. Although, now I have the wonderful missus foamy I no longer have the need 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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