put a camera on my cats collar once, was shit, the fucker just sat at the end of the garden in a flowerbed for five hours until the batteries ran out... -.-

PMSL WTF do you expect from a cat Foams

well i expected to see it climbing over fences and chasing rabbits and shit, but now, the f*cker just curled up to sleep >.<, and this was like, midday... lazy cat

I done the same thing Foamy, popped the said camera round my pussy and i was shocked to see that it went and spent most of the afternoon with my Neighbor! needless to say i no longer have the fury black thing.

well i expected to see it climbing over fences and chasing rabbits and shit, but now, the f*cker just curled up to sleep >.<, and this was like, midday... lazy cat

Um. cats are nocturnal

well it would have been too dark to see anything at night

I was watching loose women on the telly earlier,
the missus shouted in from the kitchen "who is on today" ?
I said all of em i reckon from the way they are carrying on

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Grammar is important , capital letters make the difference between," Helping your Uncle Jack off a horse" and "Helping your uncle jack off a a horse"

I saw, i lol'd

http://www.verbicidemagazine.com/2012/07/11/10-bizarre-misogynistic-vintage-magazine-advertisements/

http://imgace.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/neighbor-christmas-lights.png

My mate lives next door to a house same as that, I'll show him that, not only does he have to endure that lot every year at Xmas, he also has an hour of a brass band ensemble too, for when they have an official turning on of the lights.

Click the link then press the button to let him cross the road

http://www.selfcontrolfreak.com/crossroads/

when he stops running put your cursor above his head

http://www.selfcontrolfreak.com/pakken.html

when settles down put your cursor on his nose and drag/ dunk his head in the bucket . you can drown him if you hold him down long enough

http://www.selfcontrolfreak.com/water.html

Pixar cop cars

Or how about Driving Dogs???

tom Waits birthday today.

what better way to celebrate than with a Nyan Waits cat

http://nyanwaits.com/

http://youtu.be/dYslhL71k1M

Petkeeping with Marc Morrone (AKA Pets Get Hurt)

Many animals were harmed during the making of this program.

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=869_1348986430

And.........