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Yes I am but for some reason women take a vow of selabasy on the wedding day and have a life long head ache.

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It's that gold band you put on them.

It's a 24carat contraceptive.

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It's that gold band you put on them.

It's a 24carat contraceptive.

Yep, when your pinky goes through her ring in the church enjoy it.

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Let's spare a thought for the man who told his wife that he was going to China on the Malaysian plane and now can't leave his girlfriend's apartment.

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My wife put a no make-up selfie on Facebook this week to raise money for cancer awareness.

She's currently had over 50 offers from people bidding for what they thought was a bag of spanners.
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