Moderator Cynic Posted October 29, 2018 Moderator Share Posted October 29, 2018 Me too. I don't know what I meant. Posting too early and before coffee. Will just go back under my rock. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Oldfjman Posted October 29, 2018 Share Posted October 29, 2018 4 hours ago, Cynic said: Me too. I don't know what I meant. Posting too early and before coffee. Will just go back under my rock. Ha ha - well that fitted in this thread perfectly, it gave me a laugh - seeing someone else has the same problems as I do Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sniff6 Posted November 1, 2018 Author Share Posted November 1, 2018 I suspect even an American admiral would know how to spell Mediterranean! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sniff6 Posted November 7, 2018 Author Share Posted November 7, 2018 Now known as child abuse.. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Campaman Posted November 8, 2018 Share Posted November 8, 2018 That definitely happened to me, who do I claim from Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mike1949 Posted November 10, 2018 Share Posted November 10, 2018 On 11/1/2018 at 5:52 PM, sniff6 said: I suspect even an American admiral would know how to spell Mediterranean! I've been there, albeit not Gibraltar but Malta. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sniff6 Posted November 25, 2018 Author Share Posted November 25, 2018 Oh no Kevin ??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mike1949 Posted November 25, 2018 Share Posted November 25, 2018 3 hours ago, sniff6 said: Oh no Kevin ??? I think the parsnip's behind this. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sniff6 Posted November 26, 2018 Author Share Posted November 26, 2018 (edited) Santa's little helper looks a bit shifty to me though.. Edited November 26, 2018 by sniff6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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sniff6 Posted January 1, 2019 Author Share Posted January 1, 2019 The First one of 2019... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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DutchFJ1200 Posted January 24, 2019 Share Posted January 24, 2019 It snowed last night ❄8:00 am: I made a snowman.8:10 - A feminist passed by and asked me why I didn't make a snow woman.8:15 - So, I made a snow woman.8:17 - My feminist neighbor complained about the snow woman's voluptuous chest saying it objectified snow women everywhere. 8:20 - The gay couple living nearby threw a hissy fit and moaned it could have been two snow men instead. 8:22 - The transgender man..women...person asked why I didn't just make one snow person with detachable parts. 8:25 - The vegans at the end of the lane complained about the carrot nose, as veggies are food and not to decorate snow figures with. 8:28 - I was being called a racist because the snow couple is white. 8:31 - The middle eastern gent across the road demanded the snow woman be covered up . 8:40 - The Police arrived saying someone had been offended. 8:42 - The feminist neighbor complained again that the broomstick of the snow woman needed to be removed because it depicted women in a domestic role. 8:43 - The council equality officer arrived and threatened me with eviction. 8:45 - TV news crew from ABC showed up. I was asked if I know the difference between snowmen and snow-women? I replied "Snowballs" and am now called a sexist. 9:00 - I was on the News as a suspected terrorist, racist, homophobe sensibility offender, bent on stirring up trouble during difficult weather. 9:10 - I was asked if I have any accomplices. My children were taken by social services. 9:29 - Far left protesters offended by everything marched down the street demanding for me to be arrested. Moral: There is no moral to this story. It is what we have become, all because of snowflakes. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sniff6 Posted February 4, 2019 Author Share Posted February 4, 2019 (edited) Anyone else have one of these? Those were the days when you’d shoot at your arsehole of a neighbour without the armed response unit turning up and kicking your door in!! Yep i had one until mum found it hidden under my bed. Never knew it fired corks though .... Edited February 4, 2019 by sniff6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Campaman Posted February 5, 2019 Share Posted February 5, 2019 Yep I had one, got a clout round the ear from my dad for shooting the neighbours lad on his arse. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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sniff6 Posted February 19, 2019 Author Share Posted February 19, 2019 You are home you emigrated to your country of choice 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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