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Oh why oh why does karma not kick the arse of idiots like that more often.

More please....:thumb:

On ‎08‎/‎09‎/‎2017 at 5:49 PM, sniff6 said:

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I'm giving this to the union man at work, were going through the pay deal atm.B)

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A woman and a baby were in the doctor's examining room, waiting for the doctor to come in for the baby's first exam. The doctor arrived, examined the baby, checked his weight, and being a little concerned, asked if the baby was breast-fed or bottle-fed.
"Breast-fed" she replied.

"Well, strip down to your waist," the doctor ordered. She did.
He pinched her nipples, then pressed, kneaded, and rubbed both breasts for a while in a detailed examination. Motioning to her to get dressed, he said,
"No wonder this baby is underweight. You don't have any milk."
"I know," she said, "I'm his Grandma, but I'm glad I came."

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Where is it then? I know I saw a sense of humour around here somewhere but it seems to have been mislaid..! And why would it be difficult to explain to your child? some folks are just spoiling for a "crime" to complain about.

 

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On 11/7/2017 at 5:26 PM, sniff6 said:

The kid on the bicycle must have some very squished lunch after that! As for the first guy, well, his Darwin Award is not far off...

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