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Rossies race number is 46.............................so i guess its the fact they knocked off 46p from this can of drimk that has his nick name on it.

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It's the "official" Rossi variant of Monster. It takes crap.

I've also never seen Monster sell for £1.46 in Tesco...

I was walking around Ikea in a HD tee shirt ( cost me about 50p in turkey ) when some middle aged guy asked me what chapter I belonged to, when I replied that I didn't and I don't ride a Harley I ride a reliable bike, he went ape shit and started telling me that I had no right to wear a HD tee shirt, well I just fell about laughing, then I nearly pissed myself as he was dragged off by his teenage daughter who was muttering dad your sooo embarassing. :biglaugha:

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Drewps i think i just lost the will to live after watching that mate

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Drewps i think i just lost the will to live after watching that mate

not an Anime fan then :)

I just heard a joke about a woman who had oak breast implants fitted.

It would be funny if it had a punchline.

Wooden tit!

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JOKE TIME..

A London lawyer runs a stop sign and gets pulled over by an Irish cop. He
thinks that he is smarter than the cop because he is a lawyer from LONDON
and is certain that he has a better education then any Irish cop. He decides to prove this to himself and have some fun at the Irish cop's expense!

Irish cop says,"License and registration, please."

London Lawyer says, "What for?"

Irish cop says,"Ye didnae come to a complete stop at the stop sign."

London Lawyer says, "I slowed down, and no one was coming."

Irish cop says,"Ye still didnae come to a complete stop. License and registration, please"

London Lawyer says, "What's the difference?"

Irish cop says, "The difference is, ye huvte come to complete stop, that's the law. License and registration,please!"

London Lawyer says, "If you can show me the legal difference between slow
down and stop, I'll give you my license and registration and you give me the ticket. If not, you let me go and don't give me the ticket."

Irish cop says, "Sounds fair. Exit your vehicle, sir."

The London Lawyer exits his vehicle.

The Irish cop takes out his baton and starts beating the living shit out
of the lawyer and says, "Daeye want me to stop, or just slow down? "

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Wow would you believe it .....

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