AndrewElvisFan Posted November 15, 2014 Posted November 15, 2014 http://www.theguardian.com/books/booksblog/2014/nov/12/stephen-fry-narrates-foul-mouthed-paean-to-childrens-dinnertime-video Perhaps a little over the top with the language, but I defy any parent to deny feeling like this at least once in the first 6 years! 3
wild foamy Posted November 16, 2014 Posted November 16, 2014 pah, any more than a handfull's a waste, they all go flat when they lay down!
Katie1 Posted November 17, 2014 Posted November 17, 2014 pah, any more than a handfull's a waste, they all go flat when they lay down! My hero! 1
Noise Posted November 17, 2014 Posted November 17, 2014 pah, any more than a handfull's a waste, they all go flat when they lay down! Gotta agree with you there Foams, i like my boobs BHS (British Hand Size) Besides Its bad enough listening to them always bitching about that time of the month pain let alone adding the "O my back hurts with these massive tits" to the convo.
wild foamy Posted November 17, 2014 Posted November 17, 2014 My hero! Well ain't you such a sweetie :3 Everything I love usually leaves me, but not you!
Campaman Posted November 18, 2014 Posted November 18, 2014 Seen this at the weekend and thought of you..... http://www.bmstores.co.uk/products/cheeky-santa-mankini-festive-adult-outfit-282525 2
slice Posted November 18, 2014 Posted November 18, 2014 Fuck you very much now I have to buy more eyeball bleach !!!!!
wild foamy Posted November 21, 2014 Posted November 21, 2014 It's time for my favourite Christmas song I personally love Christmas, it's the only time of year I can drink during the day and people don't think I'm weird 1
Noise Posted November 21, 2014 Posted November 21, 2014 An Asian fellow has moved in next door. He has travelled the world, swum with sharks, wrestled bears and climbed the highest mountain. It came as no surprise to learn his name was Bindair Dundat. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Two Muslims have crashed a speedboat into the Thames barrier in London . Police think it might be the start of Ram-a-dam. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- The wife has been missing a week now and the Police said to prepare for the worst. So I have been to the charity shop to get all her clothes back. 1
Sacha Posted November 21, 2014 Posted November 21, 2014 It's time for my favourite Christmas song http://youtu.be/od7GUy9XS7c I personally love Christmas, it's the only time of year I can drink during the day and people don't think I'm weird I'll drink during any morning or day... mimosa, bloody mary, bourbon... you know, breakfast drinks. LOL did you let him borrow your mankini or did he steal it? That's gonna be my mantra this Christmas too! Looking forward to a vacation!
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