Noise Posted June 9, 2014 Posted June 9, 2014 Yeah if we start planning now, we'll be ready to make a date sometime in 2016!! Year and Grouch might have broken his bike by then so we have some thing to fix too 1
slice Posted June 24, 2014 Posted June 24, 2014 Ok who wants one of these then ? It might make your bike sound better
sniff6 Posted June 27, 2014 Author Posted June 27, 2014 An attractive young woman on a flight from Ireland asked the Priest beside her, 'Father, may I ask a favour?' ' 'Of course child. What may I do for you?' 'Well, I bought my mother an expensive hairdrier for her birthday. It is unopened but well over the Customs limits and I'm afraid they'll confiscate it. Is there any way you could carry it through customs for me? Hide it under your Robes perhaps?' 'I would love to help you, dear, but I must warn you, I will not lie.' 'With your honest face, Father, no one will question you.' When they got to Customs, she let the priest go first. The official asked, 'Father, do you have anything to declare?' 'From the top of my head down to my waist I have nothing to declare.' The official thought this answer strange, so asked, 'And what do you have to declare from your waist to the floor?' 'I have a marvelous instrument designed to be used on a woman, but which is, to date, unused.' Roaring with laughter, the official said, 'Go ahead, Father. Next please!' 1
sniff6 Posted July 1, 2014 Author Posted July 1, 2014 Next weeks episode of Animal Hospital where Rolf Harris explains how to handle a young beaver has apparently been cancelled. 1
Noise Posted July 3, 2014 Posted July 3, 2014 Just put one on order, foamy you should get it through the door in 4-5 working days mate. Don't worry mate we will all help you to stay away from your Sin zone 1
slice Posted July 3, 2014 Posted July 3, 2014 Poor FOAMY we are all now thinking of him trying you grab his KNOB with that suit on. Ha Ha Ha !!!
wild foamy Posted July 3, 2014 Posted July 3, 2014 Sniff is on my side! And a 'self raping child'? Good god what is wrong with this world, when I was 13 it was a wonderful voyage of self discovery and copious amounts of kleenex, I probably kept those fuckers in business during the recession. Besides, wanking is perfectly natural and fun, for those of us who lack a girlfriend and have no charisma to pick up random checks it is a godsend. Although, now I have the wonderful missus foamy I no longer have the need 1
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