AndrewElvisFan Posted March 13, 2014 Share Posted March 13, 2014 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderator mervin Posted March 14, 2014 Moderator Share Posted March 14, 2014 This deserves an Oscar Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noise Posted March 15, 2014 Share Posted March 15, 2014 Yes I am but for some reason women take a vow of selabasy on the wedding day and have a life long head ache. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AndrewElvisFan Posted March 15, 2014 Share Posted March 15, 2014 Mine has been on a permanent diet - can't remember the last time I had a decent bit of steak!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
obriens65 Posted March 15, 2014 Share Posted March 15, 2014 It's that gold band you put on them. It's a 24carat contraceptive. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Moderator Cynic Posted March 16, 2014 Moderator Share Posted March 16, 2014 It's that gold band you put on them. It's a 24carat contraceptive. Yep, when your pinky goes through her ring in the church enjoy it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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AndrewElvisFan Posted March 21, 2014 Share Posted March 21, 2014 Most guys will find this funny! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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up.yours Posted March 21, 2014 Share Posted March 21, 2014 two faced twat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Moderator mervin Posted March 22, 2014 Moderator Share Posted March 22, 2014 Let's spare a thought for the man who told his wife that he was going to China on the Malaysian plane and now can't leave his girlfriend's apartment. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- My wife put a no make-up selfie on Facebook this week to raise money for cancer awareness. She's currently had over 50 offers from people bidding for what they thought was a bag of spanners. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderator mervin Posted March 22, 2014 Moderator Share Posted March 22, 2014 If that twat down the road does not shift this by Monday i am caling the council to get it towed away 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderator mervin Posted March 23, 2014 Moderator Share Posted March 23, 2014 FRANCHISE FOR SALE Become your own boss with this great opportunity to run one of our courier routes in cornwall Regular service between St dennis and St day. You will get paid in pints,petrol,pasties and tobacco! This quality vehicle is included in the sale. Call Pete the parcel. Beacon 855407333333 For more details Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
littlej Posted March 26, 2014 Share Posted March 26, 2014 You've got to feel sorry for the North Koreans http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/blogs-news-from-elsewhere-26747649 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderator drewpy Posted March 26, 2014 Moderator Share Posted March 26, 2014 here's the biggest laugh, 2700 views and 13 pages 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AndrewElvisFan Posted March 26, 2014 Share Posted March 26, 2014 here's the biggest laugh, 2700 views and 13 pages Lol. At least when they're done everyone should be happy with them. Can't rush into things like this! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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