Moderator mervin Posted February 14, 2014 Moderator Posted February 14, 2014 I've just bought my girlfriend a present for Valentine's Day. I can't believe how expensive chocolate is nowaDays. 20p for a Freddo is a fucking disgrace. Quote
dt502001 Posted February 16, 2014 Posted February 16, 2014 just a nother funny ground hog joke but realy its true LMAO. I was eating breakfast with my 10-year old Granddaughter and I asked her, "What day is tomorrow?" .. Without skipping a beat she said, "It's Prime Minister Day!" She's smart, so I asked her "What does Prime Minister Day mean?" I was waiting for something about Harper or one of the past Prime Ministers She replied, "Prime Minister Day is when the Prime Minister steps out of the House of Commons, and if he sees his shadow, we have 4 more years of bull shit." You know, it hurts when hot coffee spurts out your nose 1 Quote
dt502001 Posted February 16, 2014 Posted February 16, 2014 A man had 50 yard line tickets for the Super Bowl. As he sat down, he noticed that the seat next to him was empty. He asked the man on the other side of the empty seat whether anyone was sitting there. "No," the man replied, "The seat is empty." "This is incredible," said the first man. "Who in their right mind would have a seat like this for the Super Bowl, the biggest sporting event in the world and not use it?" The second man replied, "Well, actually, the seat belongs to me. I was supposed to come with my wife, but she passed away. This will be the first Super bowl we haven't been together since we got married in 1967." "Oh, I'm sorry to hear that. That's terrible. But couldn't you find someone else -- a friend or relative, or even a neighbor to take the seat?" The man sadly shook his head. "No, they're all at the funeral." 5 Quote
Sacha Posted February 23, 2014 Posted February 23, 2014 Oh dear gawd I think I'm gonna be sick. Bleh! Quote
Moderator mervin Posted February 26, 2014 Moderator Posted February 26, 2014 Foamy out for a ride 1 Quote
sniff6 Posted February 28, 2014 Author Posted February 28, 2014 And yes it does spotty teenager!! 1 Quote
Moderator mervin Posted March 1, 2014 Moderator Posted March 1, 2014 What made me laugh today Foamy vs VW Passat Quote
wild foamy Posted March 1, 2014 Posted March 1, 2014 Fucking good riddance to the worst car ive ever owned. Quote
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