Moderator drewpy Posted January 10, 2014 Moderator Posted January 10, 2014 fried egg rap http://youtu.be/K_8qZBHcD2s Quote
Moderator mervin Posted January 15, 2014 Moderator Posted January 15, 2014 Ok not today they are from the seventies really but made me laugh http://youtu.be/N_JQDfuMZi0 Quote
Moderator drewpy Posted January 15, 2014 Moderator Posted January 15, 2014 don't even have to play them to make me chuckle. I remember them very well Quote
sniff6 Posted January 15, 2014 Author Posted January 15, 2014 An Arab Sheikh was admitted to a London hospital for heart surgery, but prior to the surgery, the doctors needed to store his blood-type in case the need arose. As the gentleman had a rare type of blood, it couldn't be found locally, so, the call went out. Finally a Scotsman was located who had a similar blood type. The Scot willingly donated his blood for the Arab. After the surgery, the Arab sent the Scotsman as appreciation for giving his blood, a new BMW, diamonds & thousands of US dollars. A couple of days later, once again, the Arab had to go through a corrective surgery. His doctor telephoned the Scotsman who was more than happy to donate his blood again. After the second surgery, the Arab sent the Scotsman a thank-you card and a box of Quality Street chocolates. The Scotsman was shocked that the Arab did not reciprocate his kind gesture as he had anticipated. He phoned the Arab and asked him: "I thought you would be generous again, that you would give me a BMW, diamonds & money, but you only gave me a thank-you card and a box of Quality Street ." To this the Arab replied: "Aye laddie, but I now have Scottish blood in ma veins". Quote
sniff6 Posted January 15, 2014 Author Posted January 15, 2014 A family is at the dinner table. The son asks his father, "Dad, how many kinds of boobs are there?" The father, surprised, answers, "Well, son, there are three kinds of boobs. In her 20s, a woman's are like melons, round and firm. In her 30s, 40s and 50's they are like pears, still nice but hanging a bit. After 60, they are like onions." "Onions?" "Yes, you see them and they make you cry." This infuriated his wife and daughter so the daughter said, "Mum, how many kinds of "willies" are there?" The mother, surprised, smiles and answers, "Well, dear, a man goes through three phases. In his 20's, his willy is like an oak tree, mighty and hard. In his 30s, 40s and 50's it is like a birch, flexible but reliable. After his 60s, it is like a Christmas tree." "A Christmas tree?" "Yes. The tree is dead, and the balls are just for decoration." 1 Quote
Sacha Posted January 17, 2014 Posted January 17, 2014 We've got bush... http://happyplace.someecards.com/28692/american-apparel-mannequins-have-big-bushy-pubes-now 1 Quote
AndrewElvisFan Posted January 17, 2014 Posted January 17, 2014 Eeew - there's a joke about dental floss in there somewhere!! 1 Quote
slice Posted January 17, 2014 Posted January 17, 2014 Sacha, That's not a spare hairpiece or extensions in there is it? Seems a good place to keep either really, nice and warm and handy if your in need of a quick disguise !!! 1 Quote
AndrewElvisFan Posted January 17, 2014 Posted January 17, 2014 Sacha, That's not a spare hairpiece or extensions in there is it? Seems a good place to keep either really, nice and warm and handy if your in need of a quick disguise !!! I was thinking more like Fanuary - the ladies version of Movember!! 2 Quote
welshwan Posted January 18, 2014 Posted January 18, 2014 skip to about 30 seconds in https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-DfQV9TPRoY Quote
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