Moderator mervin Posted December 22, 2013 Moderator Posted December 22, 2013 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EAnggBw9IuU 4 Quote
Moderator drewpy Posted December 22, 2013 Moderator Posted December 22, 2013 Some old ones...... He laid her on the table so white and clean and bare. His forehead wet with beads of sweat, he rubbed her here and there. He touched her neck and felt her breast then drooling felt her thigh. The slit was wet and all was set, he gave a joyous cry. The hole was wide, he looked inside, all was dark and murky. He rubbed his hands and stretched his arms, Then stuffed the Christmas turkey! ~~~~~ A guy is walking on the street, feeling suicidal after losing his job and divorcing is wife, when suddenly he finds Santa. "Hey Santa! I'm so glad I found you! I would be so happy if you gave me a loving wife and a new job this Christmas!" "Sure thing. You'll have all that you want if you pay a small price...", says Santa before dropping his pants and pointing to his cock. The guy finishes-up and wipes his mouth and Santa asks him "How old are you?" "38, why?" "And at that age you still believe in Santa?" ~~~~ Tampax is bringing out a new tampon. they have replaced the string with a piece of coloured tinsel.... it's being released for the christmas period. 1 Quote
Moderator drewpy Posted December 22, 2013 Moderator Posted December 22, 2013 http://youtu.be/R2-qmMv5XXg Quote
Moderator drewpy Posted December 22, 2013 Moderator Posted December 22, 2013 http://host-d.oddcast.com/php/application_UI/doorId=1177/clientId=299/?mId=55469984.3 Quote
Tommy xs Posted December 22, 2013 Posted December 22, 2013 very disappointed not to be in it Drew Quote
wild foamy Posted December 23, 2013 Posted December 23, 2013 Bitch please, i can dance better than that! Quote
Moderator drewpy Posted December 23, 2013 Moderator Posted December 23, 2013 very disappointed not to be in it Drew I tried to find a picky of you Tommy Quote
sniff6 Posted December 23, 2013 Author Posted December 23, 2013 Did that a couple of years back , so funny.. Quote
sniff6 Posted December 23, 2013 Author Posted December 23, 2013 For those Bike Junkies.......How about Quote
Moderator mervin Posted December 24, 2013 Moderator Posted December 24, 2013 mu For those Bike Junkies.......How about muff diving 1 Quote
Moderator mervin Posted December 24, 2013 Moderator Posted December 24, 2013 Why is Christmas like a day at work? Because you do all the work and some fat bastard in a suit gets all the credit! 1 Quote
AndrewElvisFan Posted December 24, 2013 Posted December 24, 2013 For those Bike Junkies.......How about What PS4? 1 Quote
sniff6 Posted December 24, 2013 Author Posted December 24, 2013 Chinese food...£16.59, petrol to collect it £1.28, getting home and realising they've forgotten one of the boxes....riceless 2 Quote
sniff6 Posted January 2, 2014 Author Posted January 2, 2014 donkey meat recalled at Wal-Mart Chinese branches of Wal-Mart have been forced to recall batches of donkey meat after it was found to contain fox.!!!! Oh my giddy aunt what ever next??? http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/asia/chinese-donkey-meat-recalled-at-walmart-after-it-is-found-to-contain-fox-9033922.html Quote
sniff6 Posted January 4, 2014 Author Posted January 4, 2014 (edited) Edited January 5, 2014 by sniff6 Quote
Moderator mervin Posted January 9, 2014 Moderator Posted January 9, 2014 new airline at stansted Quote
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