slice Posted December 4, 2013 Share Posted December 4, 2013 Ok Noise, my mouth was dry when I finished watching this, only knew that when I realised that I had my mouth hanging open WTF !!!!!!! There is nothing that could persuade me to climb up there. :crazy: :shakeno: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnnyAC Posted December 4, 2013 Share Posted December 4, 2013 That incredible - certainly wouldn't find me doing that without being attached. Nice find! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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sniff6 Posted December 5, 2013 Author Share Posted December 5, 2013 Husband Convicted Of Manslaughter After Dutch Oven Goes "Horribly Wrong" http://www.ronsonwriter.com/content/view/69/9/ They argued that Mr Flannery had miscalculated two crucial factors which led to the tragic outcome. The first being Mrs Flannery's military tucking in of the 600 weight cotton sheets when she made the bed that morning, which created a near airtight seal . Secondly, Mr Flannery had neglected to remember that he had attended a long business lunch at an Indian restaurant on Brick Lane that day, at which he had consumed a dozen onion Bajees, eight Poppadom, six Samosas, and an extra large beef Vindaloo with garlic naan, all washed down with 8 pints of Guinness beer. The resulting trapped wind, which he released within a 6 inch proximity of Mrs Flannery's face, came in at around 6 litres gas of 95% methane by volume. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderator Airhead Posted December 5, 2013 Moderator Share Posted December 5, 2013 a bit of a misnoma 'what made you laugh today' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wild foamy Posted December 5, 2013 Share Posted December 5, 2013 judging by foamys facebook status, its up his arse What i do with vegetables in my spare time is MY BUSINESS... besides, i've moved on to pine cones now... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sniff6 Posted December 7, 2013 Author Share Posted December 7, 2013 For those of you expecting a X BOX 1 this xmas,You probably wont have time to eat a full dinner and trimmings...So here found this http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-2518740/The-stomach-churning-Christmas-dinner-GAMERS-Tin-containing-course-meal-means-time-wasted-kitchen.html Sorted Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderator drewpy Posted December 7, 2013 Moderator Share Posted December 7, 2013 I'm going to do that cd thing, looks epic Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lallasro Posted December 7, 2013 Share Posted December 7, 2013 looks like drewpy need a condom Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderator drewpy Posted December 8, 2013 Moderator Share Posted December 8, 2013 looks like drewpy need a condom Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AndrewElvisFan Posted December 9, 2013 Share Posted December 9, 2013 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sniff6 Posted December 9, 2013 Author Share Posted December 9, 2013 Have you been wanting to try out our product? Now with "The Sampler" you can try all 4 of our Dream Beard oils. Each bottle size is 1 dram and will give you a weeks worth of product. They're set up just like our large bottles made of glass and with a dropper for better application. http://www.etsy.com/uk/listing/160094213/the-sampler Wish i had a beard now :bawling: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderator mervin Posted December 9, 2013 Moderator Share Posted December 9, 2013 My nan called at her local MPs house and knocked on the door and he answered it. "Can I come in?" She asked, " Have you got a problem?" He replied, "I'm fucking freezing, and you are the only person I know who can afford to have your heating on," she said to him. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AndrewElvisFan Posted December 9, 2013 Share Posted December 9, 2013 Thought for the day:If I go to the trouble of making you breakfast in bed, a simple 'Thank you' is all I need. Not 'How did you get in my house?' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderator mervin Posted December 9, 2013 Moderator Share Posted December 9, 2013 My missus wanted breakfast in bed , I sorted it for her 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sacha Posted December 10, 2013 Share Posted December 10, 2013 http://youtu.be/ZKLnhuzh9uY also available for men... "trap-a-crap" 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neversaydie Posted December 10, 2013 Share Posted December 10, 2013 Naah, just breathe deeper, it'll go quicker 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AndrewElvisFan Posted December 10, 2013 Share Posted December 10, 2013 Q. Why did Sara fall off the swing?A. Cos she had no arms!'Knock knock''Who's there?''Not Sara' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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