The Badpiper, with ACDC thunderstruck on bag pipes

Junno i quite liked that..

I don`t think so... the engine is cold. no smoke when she put oil on engine.

Looks like it's from a comedy show, Knallerfrauen... still cracked me up

http://youtu.be/Eb8TuwbuDnw

Sacha, that had me in tears.... Superb.

This is the problem...............................your in the street and someone who has been pumpin steriods up their ass tries to attack you.

What do you do?

Wing Chung their ass

Your puny western ads don't work on Russian women.

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=95c_1371654375

Absolutely disgusting behaviour I saw on the beach earlier. I was on the seafront and saw a man and a woman having an almighty argument in front of loads of kids, suddenly the woman smacked the guy in the head and it all kicked off. There was a massive brawl and someone called the police. This poor copper turned up on his own and took his baton to the man, the guy managed to snatch it off him and began assaulting the copper AND his wife!

Then out of nowhere a crocodile crept up and stole all the sausages !!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=kfhfxNIMJjA

Absolutely disgusting behaviour I saw on the beach earlier. I was on the seafront and saw a man and a woman having an almighty argument in front of loads of kids, suddenly the woman smacked the guy in the head and it all kicked off. There was a massive brawl and someone called the police. This poor copper turned up on his own and took his baton to the man, the guy managed to snatch it off him and began assaulting the copper AND his wife!

Then out of nowhere a crocodile crept up and stole all the sausages !!

Oh no he didn't!!

A poor lad came off his moped outside my house today.

Before long there was a huge crowd gathered around him so I rushed out and pushed my way to the front shouting "get out of my way!"

One women shrieked at me " why - are you a doctor?"

"No" I replied "he has my pizza"


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paddy pulls up at the traffic lights next to a stunning bird
paddy smiles at her and winds his window down

she smiles back and winds her window down

paddy says "have you just farted as well"

Absolutely disgusting behaviour I saw on the beach earlier. I was on the seafront and saw a man and a woman having an almighty argument in front of loads of kids, suddenly the woman smacked the guy in the head and it all kicked off. There was a massive brawl and someone called the police. This poor copper turned up on his own and took his baton to the man, the guy managed to snatch it off him and began assaulting the copper AND his wife!

Then out of nowhere a crocodile crept up and stole all the sausages !!

Look out, he's behind you!!!!

As my wife and three of her friends squeezed into the car after WeightWatchers, I muttered under my breath, "Fat cows."

"What was that?" snapped my wife.

"You herd."

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A Roman walks into a bar, sticks two fingers up to the barman and says, "Five beers please."

man becomes convinced that he is turning into a moth

in the end the impression is so strong he goes to seek help

doctor checks him out then says, 'you need a psychiatrist not me'

the man says, 'that's where i was going then I saw your light on'

I don't think it's fair that Babestation are only allowed to show boobs late at night, but BBC Parliament are allowed to show cunts all day.