April 9, 201311 yr Author Craigslist For MillionairesBuy, Sell & Charter Yachts, Watches, Private Jets, Boats, Cars, Motorcycles & Helicopters on JamesEdition.com Still if you win the Lottery this weekend who knows ???
April 13, 201311 yr My Dog the paradox: http://theoatmeal.com/comics/dog_paradox that is excellent, just like my dog
April 13, 201311 yr Moderator For years, men and women have argued over which is more painful: being kicked in the bollocks, or giving birth. So how can we reach ananswer? Well, put it this way: about a year after a couple's first child, a woman will say, "Let's have another baby." But I challenge you to find a man who, one year on, will turn to his mate and say, "Tell you what, Dave... Kick me in the bollocks again."
April 14, 201311 yr Moderator The Pope and Margaret Thatcher are on the same stage in front of a huge crowd. The ex-PM and His Holiness, however, have seen it all before, so to make it a little more interesting, Maggie says to the Pope, "did you know that, with just one little wave of my hand, I can make every Conservative in the crowd go wild?" He doubts it, so she shows him. Sure enough, the wave elicits rapture and cheering from every Conservative in the crowd. Gradually, the cheering subsides. The Pope, not wanting to be out done by such a level of arrogance, considers what he could do. "That was impressive, but did you know that, with just one little wave of my hand, I can make every person in the crowd go crazy with joy? This joy will not be a momentary display, like that of your subjects, but will go deep into their hearts and they will forever speak of this day and rejoice." Thatcher seriously doubts this and says so. "One little wave of your hand and all people will rejoice forever? Show me." So the Pope punched her
April 15, 201311 yr Moderator Is that guitar now for sale? there are hundreds of em available from vending machines all over Tokyo
April 21, 201311 yr It can only be a matter of time before Boris Johnson's mum comes forward and tells us that she was raped by Jimmy Savile in 1963. Rolf Harris has been reported for doing 2 little boys in the seventies now Reading back through from Page 1, this caught my eye........... is there anything else you'd like to predict??
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