sniff6 Posted April 9, 2013 Author Posted April 9, 2013 Craigslist For MillionairesBuy, Sell & Charter Yachts, Watches, Private Jets, Boats, Cars, Motorcycles & Helicopters on JamesEdition.com Still if you win the Lottery this weekend who knows ??? Quote
Noise Posted April 11, 2013 Posted April 11, 2013 Nearly 5 million views in 2 days and its pretty damn funny Quote
sniff6 Posted April 11, 2013 Author Posted April 11, 2013 Yeah saw that and thought it was crap.What an idiot !!! Quote
Tommy xs Posted April 13, 2013 Posted April 13, 2013 My Dog the paradox: http://theoatmeal.com/comics/dog_paradox that is excellent, just like my dog Quote
Moderator mervin Posted April 13, 2013 Moderator Posted April 13, 2013 For years, men and women have argued over which is more painful: being kicked in the bollocks, or giving birth. So how can we reach ananswer? Well, put it this way: about a year after a couple's first child, a woman will say, "Let's have another baby." But I challenge you to find a man who, one year on, will turn to his mate and say, "Tell you what, Dave... Kick me in the bollocks again." 1 Quote
Moderator mervin Posted April 14, 2013 Moderator Posted April 14, 2013 The Pope and Margaret Thatcher are on the same stage in front of a huge crowd. The ex-PM and His Holiness, however, have seen it all before, so to make it a little more interesting, Maggie says to the Pope, "did you know that, with just one little wave of my hand, I can make every Conservative in the crowd go wild?" He doubts it, so she shows him. Sure enough, the wave elicits rapture and cheering from every Conservative in the crowd. Gradually, the cheering subsides. The Pope, not wanting to be out done by such a level of arrogance, considers what he could do. "That was impressive, but did you know that, with just one little wave of my hand, I can make every person in the crowd go crazy with joy? This joy will not be a momentary display, like that of your subjects, but will go deep into their hearts and they will forever speak of this day and rejoice." Thatcher seriously doubts this and says so. "One little wave of your hand and all people will rejoice forever? Show me." So the Pope punched her 2 Quote
Moderator mervin Posted April 15, 2013 Moderator Posted April 15, 2013 http://youtu.be/FBK75bUacss Quote
Moderator mervin Posted April 15, 2013 Moderator Posted April 15, 2013 Is that guitar now for sale? there are hundreds of em available from vending machines all over Tokyo Quote
Tommy xs Posted April 15, 2013 Posted April 15, 2013 http://youtu.be/FBK75bUacss two G strings on one guitar well nearly Quote
atocp Posted April 21, 2013 Posted April 21, 2013 It can only be a matter of time before Boris Johnson's mum comes forward and tells us that she was raped by Jimmy Savile in 1963. Rolf Harris has been reported for doing 2 little boys in the seventies now Reading back through from Page 1, this caught my eye........... is there anything else you'd like to predict?? Quote
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