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Nearly 5 million views in 2 days and its pretty damn funny

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For years, men and women have
argued over which is more
painful: being kicked in the
bollocks, or giving birth.
So how can we reach an
answer? Well, put it this way:
about a year after a couple's first
child, a woman will say, "Let's
have another baby."
But I challenge you to find a man
who, one year on, will turn to his
mate and say, "Tell you what,
Dave... Kick me in the bollocks
again."

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The Pope and Margaret Thatcher are on the same stage in front of a huge crowd.

The ex-PM and His Holiness, however, have seen it all before, so to make it a little more interesting, Maggie says to the Pope, "did you know that, with just one little wave of my hand, I can make every Conservative in the crowd go wild?"

He doubts it, so she shows him. Sure enough, the wave elicits rapture and cheering from every Conservative in the crowd. Gradually, the cheering subsides.

The Pope, not wanting to be out done by such a level of arrogance, considers what he could do. "That was impressive, but did you know that, with just one little wave of my hand, I can make every person in the crowd go crazy with joy? This joy will not be a momentary display, like that of your subjects, but will go deep into their hearts and they will forever speak of this day and rejoice."

Thatcher seriously doubts this and says so. "One little wave of your hand and all people will rejoice forever? Show me."

So the Pope punched her

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Is that guitar now for sale?

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I want one of these!!

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It can only be a matter of time before Boris Johnson's mum comes forward and tells us that she was raped by Jimmy Savile in 1963.

Rolf Harris has been reported for doing 2 little boys in the seventies now

Reading back through from Page 1, this caught my eye........... is there anything else you'd like to predict?? :icon_eek:

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