February 11, 201312 yr Moderator had that when I was camping last year, the whole tent was covered. Funny no flies around at the time!
February 20, 201312 yr Author Top 15 Worst Logo FAILS Ever http://www.boredpanda.com/worst-logo-fails-ever/
February 21, 201312 yr Top 15 Worst Logo FAILS Ever http://www.boredpanda.com/worst-logo-fails-ever/ LMFAO! Thanks for that!
February 21, 201312 yr Author Man walks into the bookstore and says "I'm looking for that brand new book about having a small penis" Clerk says "It's not in yet" Man says "Yep, that's the one"
February 23, 201312 yr Moderator If you ever testify in court, you might wish you could have been as sharp as this policeman. He was being cross-examined by a defense attorney during a felony trial. The lawyer was trying to undermine the police officer's credibility ... Q: 'Officer --- did you see my client fleeing the scene?' A: 'No sir. But I subsequently observed a person matching the description of the offender, running several blocks away.' Q: 'Officer, who provided this description?' A: 'The officer who responded to the scene.' Q: 'A fellow officer provided the description of this so-called offender. Do you trust your fellow officers?' A: 'Yes, sir. With my life.' Q: 'With your life? Let me ask you this then officer. Do you have a room where you change your clothes in preparation for your daily duties?' A: 'Yes sir, we do!' Q: 'And do you have a locker in the room?' A: 'Yes, sir, I do.' Q: 'And do you have a lock on your locker?' A: 'Yes, sir.' Q: 'Now, why is it, officer, if you trust your fellow officers with your life, you find it necessary to lock your locker in a room you share with these same officers?' A: 'You see, sir, we share the building with the court complex, and sometimes lawyers have been known to walk through that room.' The courtroom EXPLODED with laughter, and a prompt recess was called.
February 24, 201312 yr While laying in bed with my husband last night, he asked me what I'd most like to do to his body... apparently "identify it" wasn't the right answer.
February 25, 201312 yr Not quite sure how one would find themself in that way but me thinks it had something to do with a husband commin home earlier than expected
February 26, 201312 yr Now now peeps, lets not turn this into a fetish thread, we are civilized, and besides i would win hands down...
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