Moderator drewpy Posted February 11, 2013 Moderator Posted February 11, 2013 had that when I was camping last year, the whole tent was covered. Funny no flies around at the time!
sniff6 Posted February 20, 2013 Author Posted February 20, 2013 Top 15 Worst Logo FAILS Ever http://www.boredpanda.com/worst-logo-fails-ever/
Sacha Posted February 21, 2013 Posted February 21, 2013 Top 15 Worst Logo FAILS Ever http://www.boredpanda.com/worst-logo-fails-ever/ LMFAO! Thanks for that!
sniff6 Posted February 21, 2013 Author Posted February 21, 2013 Man walks into the bookstore and says "I'm looking for that brand new book about having a small penis" Clerk says "It's not in yet" Man says "Yep, that's the one" 1
Moderator mervin Posted February 23, 2013 Moderator Posted February 23, 2013 If you ever testify in court, you might wish you could have been as sharp as this policeman. He was being cross-examined by a defense attorney during a felony trial. The lawyer was trying to undermine the police officer's credibility ... Q: 'Officer --- did you see my client fleeing the scene?' A: 'No sir. But I subsequently observed a person matching the description of the offender, running several blocks away.' Q: 'Officer, who provided this description?' A: 'The officer who responded to the scene.' Q: 'A fellow officer provided the description of this so-called offender. Do you trust your fellow officers?' A: 'Yes, sir. With my life.' Q: 'With your life? Let me ask you this then officer. Do you have a room where you change your clothes in preparation for your daily duties?' A: 'Yes sir, we do!' Q: 'And do you have a locker in the room?' A: 'Yes, sir, I do.' Q: 'And do you have a lock on your locker?' A: 'Yes, sir.' Q: 'Now, why is it, officer, if you trust your fellow officers with your life, you find it necessary to lock your locker in a room you share with these same officers?' A: 'You see, sir, we share the building with the court complex, and sometimes lawyers have been known to walk through that room.' The courtroom EXPLODED with laughter, and a prompt recess was called.
Sacha Posted February 24, 2013 Posted February 24, 2013 While laying in bed with my husband last night, he asked me what I'd most like to do to his body... apparently "identify it" wasn't the right answer.
Moderator drewpy Posted February 25, 2013 Moderator Posted February 25, 2013 he made a balls up of that methinks!
dt502001 Posted February 25, 2013 Posted February 25, 2013 Not quite sure how one would find themself in that way but me thinks it had something to do with a husband commin home earlier than expected 1
Moderator mervin Posted February 26, 2013 Moderator Posted February 26, 2013 nah? it's a fetish like Noise keeps mountain goats :biglaugha:
wild foamy Posted February 26, 2013 Posted February 26, 2013 Now now peeps, lets not turn this into a fetish thread, we are civilized, and besides i would win hands down...
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