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had that when I was camping last year, the whole tent was covered. Funny no flies around at the time!

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Man walks into the bookstore and says "I'm looking for that brand new book about having a small penis"
Clerk says "It's not in yet"
Man says "Yep, that's the one"

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If you ever testify in court, you might wish you could have been as sharp as this policeman.

He was being cross-examined by a defense attorney during a felony trial. The lawyer was trying to undermine the police officer's credibility ...

Q: 'Officer --- did you see my client fleeing the scene?'

A: 'No sir. But I subsequently observed a person matching the description of the offender, running several blocks away.'

Q: 'Officer, who provided this description?'

A: 'The officer who responded to the scene.'

Q: 'A fellow officer provided the description of this so-called offender. Do you trust your fellow officers?'

A: 'Yes, sir. With my life.'

Q: 'With your life? Let me ask you this then officer. Do you have a room where you change your clothes in preparation for your daily duties?'

A: 'Yes sir, we do!'

Q: 'And do you have a locker in the room?'

A: 'Yes, sir, I do.'

Q: 'And do you have a lock on your locker?'

A: 'Yes, sir.'

Q: 'Now, why is it, officer, if you trust your fellow officers with your life, you find it necessary to lock your locker in a room you share with these same officers?'

A: 'You see, sir, we share the building with the court complex, and sometimes lawyers have been known to walk through that room.'

The courtroom EXPLODED with laughter, and a prompt recess was called.

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While laying in bed with my husband last night, he asked me what I'd most like to do to his body... apparently "identify it" wasn't the right answer.

:biglaugha:

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he made a balls up of that methinks!

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Not quite sure how one would find themself in that way but me thinks it had something to do with a husband commin home earlier than expected

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Now now peeps, lets not turn this into a fetish thread, we are civilized, and besides i would win hands down... :boink::wank4az:

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