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http://www.theguardian.com/books/booksblog/2014/nov/12/stephen-fry-narrates-foul-mouthed-paean-to-childrens-dinnertime-video

Perhaps a little over the top with the language, but I defy any parent to deny feeling like this at least once in the first 6 years!

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pah, any more than a handfull's a waste, they all go flat when they lay down!

Gotta agree with you there Foams, i like my boobs BHS (British Hand Size)

Besides Its bad enough listening to them always bitching about that time of the month pain let alone adding the "O my back hurts with these massive tits" to the convo. :eusa_shifty:

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Fuck you very much now I have to buy more eyeball bleach !!!!! :shakeno::biglaugha:

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An Asian fellow has moved in next door. He has travelled the world, swum with sharks, wrestled bears and climbed the highest mountain. It came as no surprise to learn his name was Bindair Dundat.

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Two Muslims have crashed a speedboat into the Thames barrier in London .

Police think it might be the start of Ram-a-dam.

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The wife has been missing a week now and the Police said to prepare for the worst.

So I have been to the charity shop to get all her clothes back.

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It's time for my favourite Christmas song

http://youtu.be/od7GUy9XS7c

I personally love Christmas, it's the only time of year I can drink during the day and people don't think I'm weird

I'll drink during any morning or day... mimosa, bloody mary, bourbon... you know, breakfast drinks. LOL did you let him borrow your mankini or did he steal it?

That's gonna be my mantra this Christmas too! Looking forward to a vacation! :)

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