Moderator DirtyDT Posted September 21, 2012 Moderator Share Posted September 21, 2012 Is this for real? LINKY Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderator Airhead Posted September 21, 2012 Moderator Share Posted September 21, 2012 in mi best cocney accent...wot wi Xmas camin ap an awl Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderator DirtyDT Posted September 21, 2012 Author Moderator Share Posted September 21, 2012 They are 'aving a giraffe fella! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhat250 Posted September 21, 2012 Share Posted September 21, 2012 Lend us a monkey me china " till i gets one of em machines,, Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderator drewpy Posted September 21, 2012 Moderator Share Posted September 21, 2012 wankers the lot of ya was that a childs hand in the vid? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dzish Posted September 22, 2012 Share Posted September 22, 2012 On the first day god created the earth.... Rest was made in China. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wild foamy Posted September 22, 2012 Share Posted September 22, 2012 Haha, unfortunately it is true, was on rude tube months ago i think... hard to believe there are people in this world who are too lazy to wank, what is the point in having a one-eyed custard slinger if you arent going to feckin' use it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sacha Posted September 22, 2012 Share Posted September 22, 2012 ...hard to believe there are people in this world who are too lazy to wank, what is the point in having a one-eyed custard slinger if you arent going to feckin' use it! LMFAO. Maybe they should paint something around the glory hole? I never realized how daunting it is to get yourself off... so much so that you need a machine's help... oh wait, women have been using mechanical help for a long time. Hmm... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noise Posted September 25, 2012 Share Posted September 25, 2012 do you have to rinse it out after use or dose a nurse come and lick the rim for you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wild foamy Posted September 29, 2012 Share Posted September 29, 2012 Haha, Sash i swear you got a little more naughty every time we cross paths?, heck, we may be swapping dirty pictures by next week, hehe . *awkward turtle* in my current 'well oiled' state, i have had a brilliant idea, why dont we put a load of these things in the forests? ya know, for the pandas, or the occasional cottager Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sacha Posted September 29, 2012 Share Posted September 29, 2012 Haha, Sash i swear you got a little more naughty every time we cross paths?, heck, we may be swapping dirty pictures by next week, hehe . *awkward turtle* What? Like this one... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NEV Posted September 29, 2012 Share Posted September 29, 2012 We've had this technology for years here in the UK, anyway how could you resist those eyes? And if Hetty doesn't rock your boat, well theres always Henry Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wild foamy Posted September 29, 2012 Share Posted September 29, 2012 reminds me of a night out when i was stationed at RAF cosford, we all buggered off into wolverhampton, copious amounts of alcohol was consumed, then later on we decided to go to a strip club, several dances later we got kicked out after Mac was sick on Biscuits shoes, so it was time to go back to the barracks and upon entering the front door i was greeted with the sight of one of the other lads stood in the hallway with his trouser round his ankles balls-deep in a 'Henry' hoover... turns out he ran out of money before he got the strip club and decided to call it a night and "sort himself out"... nobody ever used that hoover after the story was told... needless to say he gained the nickname Henry for the next 18 months of his life, pretty sure the nickname carried to his new base when he was posted aswell And Sach, that wasnt exactly what i had in mind but 7/10 for effort Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sacha Posted September 29, 2012 Share Posted September 29, 2012 ...And Sach, that wasnt exactly what i had in mind but 7/10 for effort I was gonna post a picture of dirt. LMAO at "henry" btw Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rosa Posted October 23, 2012 Share Posted October 23, 2012 does the export version come with a larger interface, or is that not a child's hand Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Campaman Posted October 23, 2012 Share Posted October 23, 2012 The Welsh invented these ages ago, a lot more cuddly as well, Baa... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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