Noise Posted August 21, 2012 Share Posted August 21, 2012 Well here's a little story for you, At work i park my bike down by the smoke hut, one because im down there a fair bit, two its a good chance i can get a space there and three its out the way. Well i was down there just now and this twat comes over and starts poking and prodding and playing with it.........in front of me. So i just politely said "stop touching my bike" in a nice tone etc etc. His reply was "well im only looking" "well i thought you only look with your eyes, unless you blind!?" (me) "no need to get shitty with me" (him) "well give me your car keys and i will go have a LOOK at your car" (me) "get fucked your not touching my car" (him) "well then touch my bike again and i will brake your fingers" (note im still not resorting to foul language) "I'd like to see you try!" And touches the bike again! So summary is............ he stopped touching my bike and went and popped his finger back in its socket. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sacha Posted August 21, 2012 Share Posted August 21, 2012 Serves him right! I came out of a store behind a family and watched as their youngster started touching my bike... I was glad when I heard his dad say "Don't touch that. It's not yours." I'd hate to have to break a kid's finger, but I would. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ttaskmaster Posted August 22, 2012 Share Posted August 22, 2012 I don't often give warning, I just grab the most appropriate weapon around and approach in the most threatening manner I can. Scared the fuck out of some big bloke who thought he'd try and impress his girlfriend! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dt502001 Posted August 22, 2012 Share Posted August 22, 2012 Came out of a coffeshop to find a dick head sitting on my bike. I yell get the fuck off my bike. I want one of these bikes I was just checking out the fit (him) Well does this look like a bike shop NO so get the fuck off my bike Make me (him) So I walked up to him like I was going to grab him he grabs my hand and I smash him in the head with my helmet in my other hand knocked him out cold. I would have pissed all over him but thats why I stoped at the shop The nerve of some people EH! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ttaskmaster Posted August 23, 2012 Share Posted August 23, 2012 Try out his girlfriend to check the fit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dt502001 Posted August 23, 2012 Share Posted August 23, 2012 Try out his girlfriend to check the fit. LMAO He was prety ugly his girlfriend is prob a fat sow Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grouch Posted August 25, 2012 Share Posted August 25, 2012 I once parked my bike in the town centre and when I came back two Eastern European birds were sat on it taking pictures of themselves. I thought fair enough they're not doing any harm. They were unaware I was watching them, so once they I thought they had had enough time I set the alarm off on my bike with my remote. They proper shit themselves it was proper funny. On a more serious note, I am always having people (kids especially) messing with my bike. Once I came out of the supermarket to find two kids messing with my bike. The worst thing was their mother was watching them and in a sense encouraging them. As I approached my bike they noticed me (although they did not acknowledge me) and continued to mess with my bike. So I asked the kids politely to not touch. Then the mother took offence and told me that they are only kids. I was really pissed off, I could tell she was a proper chavvy Jeremy Kyle wannabe slag. I couldn't belive that she was making me out to be in the wrong. I then politely explained to her that bikes are easy to damage but expensive to repair and that her kids might accidentally break something. Even though she went away then, she still did not understand my point of view. Stupid bitch, I dread to think what sort of adults her kids are going to become having her as a role model. I work with 16-25 year olds and some of them are problem kids who are from social services. One lad in particular was always messing with my bike. He burnt the cotton coverings on my chains, ripped my bike cover, was continuously setting the alarm off to annoy me, the worst thing he did was take a rubbery/plasticky cover from a cluster of wires near my headlight and throw it away, he then messed with the wires. Luckily he didn't cause any damage and I made a replacement cover. I wanted to strangle the little cunt, but obviously I couldn't. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sacha Posted August 25, 2012 Share Posted August 25, 2012 Holy hell Grouch... that's terrible. One day that kid will mess with the wrong bike and get his comeuppance. Would've been tempting to strangle that woman too... those kids may have had a fighting chance without her!? They'll likely turn out just like her... with no respect for other people. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
up.yours Posted August 25, 2012 Share Posted August 25, 2012 or worse still , they may turn out like me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimmy Posted August 25, 2012 Share Posted August 25, 2012 Back when I lived with my parents I was always getting kids crawling over my bike. I got fed up warning them off the roasting hot downpipes (headers, sacha), anyway one day, a kid lets out a scream and leaves some skin on the right hand pipe. I left it there for about a month, as a reminder. It worked, no more kids climbing on my Bonnie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mike1949 Posted August 25, 2012 Share Posted August 25, 2012 I dread to think what sort of adults her kids are going to become having her as a role model. I've always said. Follow an idiot kid home and you will find idiot parents. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sacha Posted August 26, 2012 Share Posted August 26, 2012 or worse still , they may turn out like me. LMAO Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gizmo666 Posted October 2, 2012 Share Posted October 2, 2012 lol :biglaugha: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nashie1808 Posted October 23, 2012 Share Posted October 23, 2012 i was down brighton for the speed trials weekend and i seen a little group of about 5 people and one had a camera and these 2 guys were taking it in turn to get on somebodys bike to take pics! i actually had to stop because i didnt think some people could be so stupid but anyway one guy sat on it and stood it up so the alarm went of and he soon jumped off and him and his friends stood laughing about it!!! i then told them that they were absolute twats and what if the bike had fallen over and they couldnt pick it up? they still just stood and laughed....NO respect for other peoples property Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
up.yours Posted October 23, 2012 Share Posted October 23, 2012 they just don't think? if i returned to my bike and some snotty nosed scruffy little twat was sat on my bike, i would kick the living shit out of him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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