Moderator mervin Posted August 21, 2012 Moderator Posted August 21, 2012 News Flash : Today the world was stunned by the news of the death of the Energizer Bunny. He was six years old. Authorities believe that the death occurred approximately 8:42 PM last evening. Best known as the irritating pink bunny that kept going, and going and going, "Pinkie" as he was known to his friends and family was alone at the time of his death. An emergency autopsy was performed early this morning. Chief Medical Examiner, Dura Cell, concluded that the cause of death was acute cardiac arrest induced by sexual over-stimulation. Apparently, someone had put the bunny's batteries in backwards and he kept coming, and coming, and coming...
wild foamy Posted August 21, 2012 Posted August 21, 2012 I heard he was taking viagra to stop himself rolling out of bed...
TheBoltons Posted August 24, 2012 Posted August 24, 2012 Lol thats a good one... Do you think he carried a Donor Card? Theres other "rabbits" that could do with some of his body parts...
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