Posted July 20, 201212 yr TSA: Is That a Bomb in Your Pants or Just the World's Largest Recorded Penis?
July 20, 201212 yr That's nothing Sacha, and this is true. Being in the Royal Navy, I have a lot of tattoos on my body. On my Willy I have tattooed "HMS" BUT! When I get in bed with my georgous wife it spells "HaMerSmith". Which is a suberb of London. "Hamersmith" Do we get this??
July 20, 201212 yr It can't be true ...... please, tell me it isn't true...... But as they say, it isn't the size of the boat but the motion in the ocean
July 20, 201212 yr Author That's nothing Sacha, and this is true. Being in the Royal Navy, I have a lot of tattoos on my body. On my Willy I have tattooed "HMS" BUT! When I get in bed with my georgous wife it spells "HaMerSmith". Which is a suberb of London. "Hamersmith" Do we get this?? Oh yes! Like the "Wy" one that's "Welcome to New York. Have a nice day." It can't be true ...... please, tell me it isn't true...... Seriously! Something like that would make me holler and run away. But as they say, it isn't the size of the boat but the motion in the ocean +1 not the size, but how you use it. I just thought it was hilarious, "it's my dick."
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