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URGENT VIRUS NOTICE

There is a dangerous virus being passed electronically, orally and by hand.

This virus is called WORK.

If you receive WORK from any of your colleagues, your boss or anyone else via any means DO NOT TOUCH IT. This virus will wipe out your private life completely.

If you should come into contact with WORK put your jacket on and take 2 good friends to the nearest pub.

Purchase the antidote known as WINE. The quickest acting is called CHARDONNAY but this is only available for those who can afford it, the NHS equivalent is BLUE NUN.

Take the antidote repeatedly until WORK has been completely eliminated from your system.

Forward this warning to 5 friends.

If you do not have 5 friends you have already been infected and WORK is controlling your life.

This virus is DEADLY.

Update 28-04-05: after extensive testing it has been concluded that BEER may be substituted for WINE but may require a more generous application.

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Don't i know it, gettn 4 hr's sleep a night and not seeing any mates and gf occasinally.

Don't u just love uni..

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Im sure the beer will work fine :lol:

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