Whitney Houston won an impressive six Grammy's in fourteen years...

Slightly less impressive was her recent attempt at six grams in fourteen minutes...

Whitney Houston died doing what she did best... Holding a note!

Bobby Brown has been found dead in his LA apartment, his suicide note read "Two Can Play That Game"

Was going to email simon cowell and ask him to do a tribute Album to whitney. heres the songs i would put on the Album

1, All the Man That I Need now All the crack I need

2, Could I Have This Kiss Forever now Could I have this high forever

3,Didn't We Almost Have It All now didn’t we almost snort it all

4,Exhale (Shoop Shoop) now Inhale (whoop whoop)

5,The Greatest Love of All now The greatest crack pipe of all

6,I Have Nothing now I Have Nothing find me a dealer bitch.

7,I Wanna Dance with Somebody now I Wanna Snort with Somebody

8,I'm Every Woman now I'm every junkie

9,It's Not Right but It's Okay now It's Not Right but It's Okay (fucking dealers)

10,My Name Is Not Susan now My Name Is Not Junkie biatch

11,Queen of the Night now Queen of the Night (Tokers)

12,Saving All My Love for You now Saving All My Cash for Drugs

13,Why Does It Hurt So Bad now Why Does It Hurt So Bad (when I run out)

14,You Give Good Love now You Give Good GEAR

Everyone's a comedian these days.

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Even the paramedic who was unable to resuscitate Whitney couldn't avoid the odd gag.

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When he radioed for help, he said "It's Houston....we have a problem"

I was watching the news yesterday about her. When did she become an icon?

I could only name one song that she did and that was written and sung better by Dolly Parton!!

They are thinking about doing a re-run of the film "the body guard" the are planning on calling it "the body bag"

bom bom! lol