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Anne Summers outlets are selling a new alcoholic vagina gel that women can rub on their flaps!

So now when the guy goes down he can have a bevvy as well!

However, anti-drink campaigner's want it banned amid fears of 24 hr minge drinking !!

I asked my mate "How long have you been wearing an Anne Summers Bra?" :o

He replied.

"Ever since my wife found one in the car" :lol:

lol, I once threw pure surgical spirit on my lasses minge, she was complaining of thrush or summet, I thought alcohol sanitizes things.....

So, on goes the bottle....

I'll leave you all guessing as what I had to do next.

Ummm.....Pick your teeth up off the floor?...... that stuff stings like a bastard. lol

Ummm.....Pick your teeth up off the floor?...... that stuff stings like a bastard. lol

If it wasn't for the pain, thats probably what I'd have been doing, this is the lass who stabbed me in the leg for talking to my ex.

I felt so bad..

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