Posted January 20, 201213 yr Moderator Anne Summers outlets are selling a new alcoholic vagina gel that women can rub on their flaps! So now when the guy goes down he can have a bevvy as well! However, anti-drink campaigner's want it banned amid fears of 24 hr minge drinking !!
January 21, 201213 yr I asked my mate "How long have you been wearing an Anne Summers Bra?" He replied. "Ever since my wife found one in the car"
January 24, 201213 yr lol, I once threw pure surgical spirit on my lasses minge, she was complaining of thrush or summet, I thought alcohol sanitizes things..... So, on goes the bottle.... I'll leave you all guessing as what I had to do next.
January 24, 201213 yr Ummm.....Pick your teeth up off the floor?...... that stuff stings like a bastard. lol
January 24, 201213 yr Ummm.....Pick your teeth up off the floor?...... that stuff stings like a bastard. lol If it wasn't for the pain, thats probably what I'd have been doing, this is the lass who stabbed me in the leg for talking to my ex. I felt so bad..
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