I just dont understand em, i work a 60 hour week, it gets in the way of me bikes, and i come home to abuse , WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH THEM

i have a theory...

every baby is born with a meat and two veg, and when the baby is born the doctor holds them up by the meat and two veg and slaps the baby on the ass, if the bollocks drop off and the baby lands on its head, its a woman.

Nothing wrong with them as such just different planets of origin, like a mate told me once just before I got married, what do lobster thermadore and oral sex have in common? answer you don't get either when your married. OH FUCK I really should have listened " I like lobster".

haha yeh, does my head in, there is no rasional thinkin with em,

I think that it might have something to do with the bits in the bath soaking in coke!

My mate once said IF IT FLOATS FUCKS OR FLYS RENT DONT BUY

if it,s got tits or tyres its gonna be trouble

My other toy has tits

My other toy has tits

and does the washing up

what do lobster thermadore and oral sex have in common? answer you don't get either when your married. OH FUCK I really should have listened " I like lobster".

+ :biglaugha: = Fking class MRR,,,,,,,,,,, Yeh most are spoilt bitches, that need you to chase after their ass all the time,,,and luv to be told their gorgeous ,

Fk em ,,,, they can ,,

What a load of shite this thread is!

What a load of shite this thread is!

I tend to agree with ya Mike.

I get on the finest with my wife,,,,,she can do her thing and i can do mine,,,,my things kinda anoy her and her's anoy me,, we pass no heed and get on with things. We pull togeather when needs be till things are back on track.

Thats my bit said !

nothin wrong with em,,? now that i got myself a new born , biker bitch... ?(hope she don't start comming on here reading my shit though

They have their uses, not sure what. but they can look good if nothing else.

A dishwasher does the washing up.

they are also usefull for push starting the car/bike when the battery goes flat..

my missus cooks , cleans and look after all my needs

but when it comes to bein on the back of mi bike, its a no no.

so i told her straight.......if ya wants to come out on bike you get your own.

me and my big gob.