chelsea1 Posted November 19, 2011 Share Posted November 19, 2011 I just dont understand em, i work a 60 hour week, it gets in the way of me bikes, and i come home to abuse , WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH THEM Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wild foamy Posted November 19, 2011 Share Posted November 19, 2011 i have a theory... every baby is born with a meat and two veg, and when the baby is born the doctor holds them up by the meat and two veg and slaps the baby on the ass, if the bollocks drop off and the baby lands on its head, its a woman. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slice Posted November 19, 2011 Share Posted November 19, 2011 Nothing wrong with them as such just different planets of origin, like a mate told me once just before I got married, what do lobster thermadore and oral sex have in common? answer you don't get either when your married. OH FUCK I really should have listened " I like lobster". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chelsea1 Posted November 19, 2011 Author Share Posted November 19, 2011 haha yeh, does my head in, there is no rasional thinkin with em, Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
littlej Posted November 19, 2011 Share Posted November 19, 2011 I think that it might have something to do with the bits in the bath soaking in coke! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chelsea1 Posted November 19, 2011 Author Share Posted November 19, 2011 My mate once said IF IT FLOATS FUCKS OR FLYS RENT DONT BUY Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderator mervin Posted November 19, 2011 Moderator Share Posted November 19, 2011 if it,s got tits or tyres its gonna be trouble Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wild foamy Posted November 19, 2011 Share Posted November 19, 2011 My other toy has tits Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderator mervin Posted November 19, 2011 Moderator Share Posted November 19, 2011 My other toy has tits and does the washing up Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhat250 Posted November 19, 2011 Share Posted November 19, 2011 what do lobster thermadore and oral sex have in common? answer you don't get either when your married. OH FUCK I really should have listened " I like lobster". + :biglaugha: = Fking class MRR,,,,,,,,,,, Yeh most are spoilt bitches, that need you to chase after their ass all the time,,,and luv to be told their gorgeous , Fk em ,,,, they can ,, Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mike1949 Posted November 19, 2011 Share Posted November 19, 2011 What a load of shite this thread is! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2 Wheels Posted November 19, 2011 Share Posted November 19, 2011 What a load of shite this thread is! I tend to agree with ya Mike. I get on the finest with my wife,,,,,she can do her thing and i can do mine,,,,my things kinda anoy her and her's anoy me,, we pass no heed and get on with things. We pull togeather when needs be till things are back on track. Thats my bit said ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
up.yours Posted November 20, 2011 Share Posted November 20, 2011 nothin wrong with em,,? now that i got myself a new born , biker bitch... ?(hope she don't start comming on here reading my shit though Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fieldarcher Posted November 21, 2011 Share Posted November 21, 2011 They have their uses, not sure what. but they can look good if nothing else. A dishwasher does the washing up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
up.yours Posted November 21, 2011 Share Posted November 21, 2011 they are also usefull for push starting the car/bike when the battery goes flat.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VAMPIRO Posted December 31, 2011 Share Posted December 31, 2011 my missus cooks , cleans and look after all my needs but when it comes to bein on the back of mi bike, its a no no. so i told her straight.......if ya wants to come out on bike you get your own. me and my big gob. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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