littlej Posted November 1, 2011 Share Posted November 1, 2011 What are you getting the other half for Christmas? My wife has asked for something black and lacey, so i am getting her a pair of football boots. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderator drewpy Posted November 1, 2011 Moderator Share Posted November 1, 2011 I wanted a bird with big breasts and got a turkey! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
up.yours Posted November 1, 2011 Share Posted November 1, 2011 my wife want's an animal skin coat, so im buying her a donkey jacket, (this is for the old un's) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ttaskmaster Posted November 2, 2011 Share Posted November 2, 2011 Who you calling old? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Screw Guernsey Posted November 2, 2011 Share Posted November 2, 2011 I'm getting her a T-shirt and a dildo - that way, if she doesn't like the t-shirt she can go f*$k herself! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ttaskmaster Posted November 2, 2011 Share Posted November 2, 2011 Mine is getting some authentic repros of WW2 chocolate - she likes the 40s, it will keep her quiet for a few minutes and chocolate is supposedly better than sex for women, so she'll be all satisfied and I can get back to playing my online computer game! No, wait..... Dammitt!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gizmo666 Posted November 11, 2011 Share Posted November 11, 2011 i'm going for the easy option get her nothing after all whatever we get them they probably wont like it and will be moody all day so get her nothing and at least she'll not talk to you and you can get peace to watch James Bond(again) or even better if the weathers good go out on bike Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderator mervin Posted November 11, 2011 Moderator Share Posted November 11, 2011 mine wants something that goes from 0 to 60 in under 5 seconds i ma getting her some new bathroom scales Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leightonbike121 Posted November 11, 2011 Share Posted November 11, 2011 mine wants a divorce.....i told her that im not spending that much !!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
littlej Posted November 11, 2011 Author Share Posted November 11, 2011 Or if i can find one, a mirror like this Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mike1949 Posted November 12, 2011 Share Posted November 12, 2011 A little bit off target, but I gave my son an empty shoe box for christmas and told him it was an action man deserter! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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