Prezzies

[littlej]

What are you getting the other half for Christmas?

My wife has asked for something black and lacey, so i am getting her a pair of football boots.

[drewpy]

I wanted a bird with big breasts and got a turkey!

[up.yours]

my wife want's an animal skin coat, so im buying her a donkey jacket, (this is for the old un's)

[Ttaskmaster]

Who you calling old?

[Screw Guernsey]

I'm getting her a T-shirt and a dildo - that way, if she doesn't like the t-shirt she can go f*$k herself!

[Ttaskmaster]

Mine is getting some authentic repros of WW2 chocolate - she likes the 40s, it will keep her quiet for a few minutes and chocolate is supposedly better than sex for women, so she'll be all satisfied and I can get back to playing my online computer game!

No, wait.....

Dammitt!!

[gizmo666]

i'm going for the easy option

get her nothing

after all whatever we get them they probably wont like it and will be moody all day

so get her nothing and at least she'll not talk to you and you can get peace to watch James Bond(again)

or even better if the weathers good go out on bike

[mervin]

mine wants something that goes from 0 to 60 in under 5 seconds

i ma getting her some new bathroom scales

[leightonbike121]

mine wants a divorce.....i told her that im not spending that much !!!!

[littlej]

Or if i can find one, a mirror like this

[mike1949]

A little bit off target, but I gave my son an empty shoe box for christmas and told him it was an action man deserter!