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My bike is like . . . my wife as long as I show her some attention and give her what she needs. I can ride her all I want. ^_^

MIne's like the wife too.

Everytime I get close, it gets cold and refuses to get started.

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My bike is like . . . alcohol, I do crazy things when I'm on it and the only thing that helps when I'm off for awhile is getting back on.

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My bike is like......................my partner. I never seem to get enough time alone with her.

All together now

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

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My bike is like my kids -- loud, tempermental, hate it when its doing what i don't want it to and tucking love it when it does.

My bike is like my partner dose what it's told to do :-)

F--k hope she don't read this.

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My bike is like my partner dose what it's told to do :-)

F--k hope she don't read this.

Boy, are you in trouble now!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

My bike is like my missus... because she needs a couple of kicks to get her going, big carb intake, heads slightly warped, so overheats now and again, has modified rear end, and can sometimes sound a bit cranky, but on the whole pretty reliable, and the kids love her :eusa_whistle:

And Jack Delve you tell Jill this, and I'll spit in your next bacon sandwich.

Hahaha! Ill just drown it with reggae reggae sauce again so i dont notice it ;)

my bike is stripped, lightwieght, and goes like shit, the wife?????????????????????????????????????