My girl did that, it was an ass fart.... so yeah you know I was trying chocolate mouse instead....

but ive had worse....

you're all a bunch of dirty old men... -.-

hey they love them rusty stars licked, give it a go foamy .

Make sure they aint got worms, I had one crawl out on me once..... what a killer that was....

Most potent killer ever......

argh you dirty mutt.

I know.... its my fav dirty sex pub story... but only when were all hammered, so no one remembers it.

Yesterday Anthony wormhole thompson was arrested for shop lifting, today some one has reported seenig Nigella Lawson leaving Tesco with 2 large melons under her blouse