This is my version -

Once upon a time a guy asked a girl to marry him, the girl said yes and chose an expensive ring and then didn't marry him because he turned out to be a w@nker (but she kept the ring).

And the girl lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and filled the bookshelf with her high heels and got 3 cats and went out every night drinking pink fizzy wine and had money in the bank and went on amazing holidays and wore deeply unflattering granny pants whenever she wanted.

The end.

I prefer the first version.

Ooh, do I detect the bitter voice of experience there Karleigh?!

My version *might* have been based on a true story.....

Hmmm. Wish I'd read the first version before I met my ex-wife!!

sounds like a new brit flick story starring Renee Zellweger!!

llf at the both o them

Dave