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"www.EasyJet.com....... ticket... to..... Russia"

"www.EasyJet.com....... ticket... to..... Russia"

Try Ryan Air, that way you'll get f*cked twicefold :blink:

I'd 'rob' that place every week if I was him, I woudn't need the viagra though.

That Viagra stuff is bad for you. I got some in my eye once, it made me look hard!!

That Viagra stuff is bad for you. I got some in my eye once, it made me look hard!!

When you swallow viagra you must swallow it quick, otherwise you will get a stiff neck. :lol:

Also, did you here about the bloke who fell asleep on the beach and woke up as red as a beetroot?

He went to the doctor who wrote him a prescription for viagra and calamine lotion. He said "I know what the calamine lotion is for, but what is the viagra for"?

"It's to keep your bed sheets off of your body" replied the doctor. :lol: :lol:

I love her defence,

A new pair of jeans, a 1000 roubles and good going over. That's a fucking good weekend in my house, what's he whining about?

LOL @ Mike

im in the wrong job ,:angry: i wanna be a burglar.:)

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