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a lad at work rang in sick, he told the manager who couldn't keep it to himself,:rolleyes: .

im sorry i can't work today ,i took a viagra last night and the effects haven't worn off yet, i should be ok for tommorow though, by..:lol: :lol: :lol: .

he's an hero in my eye's.:D

He wasnt that hard if he needed the Viagra in the first place

:lol: :lol: :lol:

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Forever to be known as 'flop'.

I tried that viagra once but didn't swallow it properly. Had a stiff neck for ages ;)

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I used viagra rubbing cream once. I couldn't stop pointing for a week.

To save money. If you are having trouble with "the flop", go to McDonalds, get a milkshake straw and insert it into your "eye". No worries after that but make sure you pay the parking fee if you park there.

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thats below the belt dirty.:D

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thats below the belt dirty.:D

More 'the last straw' don't you think.

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thats below the belt dirty.:D

More 'the last straw' don't you think.

I thank you ;)

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