Moderator mervin Posted June 4, 2011 Moderator Posted June 4, 2011 I sat there with a smile on my face as my girlfriend wrapped her hand around it and started to tug at it. An even bigger smile when she gave it a little wiggle and started moving it around. I couldn't contain myself when she started using two hands, so I eventually laughed out: "Here love, I'll change gear for you". --------------------------------------------------------- Andy Murray is to be sponsored by 'Pritt Stick'. Great on paper. sh*t on any other surface --------------------------------------------------------- I came home from work and my wife said, "I washed your England shirt for you today." I said, "What England shirt?" She said, "The red one that was in the frame on the wall. Whoever Bobby Moore is, tell him to stop drawing all over your clothes." ------------------------------------------------------- My wife told me that she's getting fed up of my boring facts. "I find them very interesting," I said. "Well, who gives a flying f**k?" She said angrily. "Dragonflies," I replied. -------------------------------------------------------- I've just been hacking into Sony. My PS3 kept crashing so I put my f**king axe through it. --------------------------------------------------------- I see Sting is fronting the new campaign to de-criminalise the possession of drugs... Strange really, you'd think he'd want to see more people with police records. -------------------------------------------------------- I got an e-mail saying 'At Google Earth we can read maps backwards!' I thought, "That's just spam." ------------------------------------------------------- Max Factor mascara makes eyelashes appear three times longer? Max Factor should make condoms.
barkwindjammer Posted June 4, 2011 Posted June 4, 2011 Earl and Bubba are quietly sitting in a boat fishing, Chewing tobacco and drinking beer when suddenly Bubba says, "Think I'm gonna divorce the wife - she Ain't spoke to me in over 2 months." Earl spits overboard, takes a long, slow sip of beer and says, "Better think it over.............women like that are hard to find."
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