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I'll see your Cheese and pickle sandwiches.

and raise you

A heavily buttered roll (bap) with authentic chip shop chips and corned dog (beef) ;)

I'll see your Cheese and pickle sandwiches.

and raise you

A heavily buttered roll (bap) with authentic chip shop chips and corned dog (beef) ;)

9What no deep fried battered mars bar? call yerself a scotsman? :blink:

I'm a generation before the Marsolithic ;)

I'm a generation before the Marsolithic ;)

I hear they do taste very nice, but what was going on in the head of the first bloke to try it, thats what always gets me, whereas us down here slice up a spud, batter it and call it a potato fritter.

but what was going on in the head of the first bloke to try it, thats what always gets me,

Well, during that era, probably LSD, MDMA, IRN BRU, THC, MDF, B&Q, Alcohol (home made), Sugar based Placebo (completely free of charge), Valium, Nicotine, Alcohol (Bonded and taxed), and POP MUSIC

Raise you by TWO sausage, egg and bacon toasted sandwiches!!

I'll see your toasted sandwiches and raise you a Stonner Kebab

Game, set and match, methinks!

See your Stonner Kebab, eat it, and then raise you... BILTONG!!!!!

have to go all in with a lamb bhuna, pilau rice, garlic nan a few popadoms and a half dozen cans of cider

See your 'choke & puke' there, but raise you... Bunny Chow!!

bunny-chow-southafricanfood.jpg

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bunny_chow

I'll see your toasted sandwiches and raise you a Stonner Kebab

Game, set and match, methinks!

:lol: :lol: :lol:

I wonder if Mr Sangha is aware that 'stonner' is Scots slang for a hard on :o

or maybe after eating that you'd be stiff in the morning

good find Pete

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I wonder if Mr Sangha is aware that 'stonner' is Scots slang for a hard on :o

or maybe after eating that you'd be stiff in the morning

good find Pete

I thought a "stonner" was an attractive lady!

It looks like a giant battered sausage to me - Fnarr!

I think I will stick to traditional kebabs. My national dish.

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I'll see you all a Parmo

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Parmo

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