Here is the real story behind the origins of River Dance ...the national (?) dance of Ireland:

Rocky

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m0rrLdWLu_0&feature=player_embedded

now that's taking the piss

There has been an old book found in the deepest vaults of the Irish national library

when they dusted off the cover they found the name

Riverdance Volume 2

what to do with your hands

I thought Taekwondo was the modern form of Irish dancing!

There was never really a potato famine in Ireland. They just forgot where they planted them.

ATB

J2

+1.

A now,,,,,,,,,,,,I thaught everyone new that da Irish learned ta dance one day while messin round in da Shed,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,something went wrong on a fella when fixin up his bike.

He started kickin da tools and spanners round da floor,,,wavin an throwin the greesy rag he had in his hand,,,,,,,,,,,,when his tantrem finaly passed an he was worn out, he sat down

Taught ta himself,,,,,,now dat wasnt much help, was it,,,,,,,,,,,,with dat he taught,,,,,but twas good crack

So up he stood,,,,,,,,caught da handle-bars of da dismandled bike an danced round da floor.

Dats what happend me anyway

ah ya see if that were true irishman we would just kick the door down or go in the womens bogs

A now,,,,,,,,,,,,I thaught everyone new that da Irish learned ta dance one day while messin round in da Shed,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,something went wrong on a fella when fixin up his bike.

He started kickin da tools and spanners round da floor,,,wavin an throwin the greesy rag he had in his hand,,,,,,,,,,,,when his tantrem finaly passed an he was worn out, he sat down

Taught ta himself,,,,,,now dat wasnt much help, was it,,,,,,,,,,,,with dat he taught,,,,,but twas good crack

So up he stood,,,,,,,,caught da handle-bars of da dismandled bike an danced round da floor.

Dats what happend me anyway