YOC member's couldn't agree who was to be the first to test ride the new australian made BMW!

"Patrolling ze wall wiz a gun vas much more fun, zis is pants-I hate it, ve look stupid"

"just shut up Karl-you are always moaningz"

Ok, Ok, I know, but you have bars, a few good shows and we can have a bike each.....

Oh scheisse! Zere is a photographer over zere, who vants to bet ve'll be on some dumbkopf caption competition soon?

who farted.

German mobile Christmas Tree display team show off their glittery balls .....

and you thought we had it bad,,

you should see the cut backs in germany.

1 green suit £30

1 helmet £60

giving ur mates a lift from the pub ........priceless!

and if one green policeman

should accidently fall....

Y......how do we do M, C, A?

police in germany take drastic measures due to the rise in petrol prices.

your too good at this Paul you should be on 'have I got news for you'

what do i win then? .........

One of Paul Mertons signed photographs

awwwww.....do i have to? lmao

cant i just have another caption?

The thing i fear most about old age is incontinence

we are DEVO, D.E.V.O.

green police try wall of death.