The other day I needed to go to the Accident & Emergency. Not wanting to sit there for 4 hours, I put on my old Navy fatigues and stuck a patch onto the front of my shirt that I had downloaded off the Internet.

When I went into the A&E I noticed that 3/4 of the people

got up and left. I guess they decided that they weren't that sick after all. Cut at least 3 hours off my waiting time.

Here's the patch. Feel free to use it the next time you're in need of quicker emergency service.

It also works at DSS. It saved me 5 hours.

At the Laundry, three minutes after entering, I had my choice of any machine, most still running.

Don't try it at McDonald's though.....

The whole crew got up and left and l never got my order...

Dude, that's just nasty.... but funny as hell though

Downside is when you get to A&E and 3/4 of the staff leg it .....

Must try that in the post office of a lunchtime

wear it in London, it'll be deserted

Wear that in Ipswich and it`ll be deserted also !