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been keeping this to yourself ? :blink:

Horney little boys !

Thats a cunning plan they have came up with cool.gif

The closing statement that they're "focusing on younger women" said it all, love it :blink:

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nah, been done.

we had a stall at the local steam fair selling dildo's. we even did a free fitting service!

Round and round went the bloody great wheel in and out went the Etc etc :rolleyes::lol: :lol: :lol:

aha here it is

the engineer told me before he died,

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the engineer told me before he died,

and I've no reason to believe he lied,

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he had a wife with a cunt so wide,

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he had a wife with a cunt so wide,

that she could never be satisfied,

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so he built a bloody great wheel,

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so he built a bloody great wheel,

two brass balls and a prick of steel,

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the two brass balls he filled with cream,

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the two brass balls he filled with cream,

and the whole bloody issue was driven by steam,

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he laid his wife upon the bed,

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he lais his wife upon the bed,

and tied her legs behind her head,

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he put the machine in a place to fuck,

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he put the machine in a place to fuck,

he switched it on and wished her luck,

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round and round went the bloody great wheel,

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round and round went the bloody great wheel,

in and out went the prick of steel,

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up and down went the level of steam,

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up and down went the level of steam,

down and down went the level of cream,

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till at last the maiden cried,

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till at last the maiden cried,

enough, enough I'm satisfied,

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now we come to the tragic bit,

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now we come to the tragic bit,

there was no way of stopping it,

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she was split from ass to tit,

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she was split from ass to tit,

and the fucking issue was covered in shit,

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