Moderator mervin Posted April 5, 2010 Moderator Share Posted April 5, 2010 A TV INTERVIEW WHICH WAS NEVER AIRED IN THE UK .... You know there are so many TV channels, each starved of new programs. In a rural program for farmers, a female TV reporter seeking the main cause of Mad Cow disease, arranged for an interview with a farmer who may have some theories on the matter ... The interview was as follows: The lady reporter: "I am here to collect information on the possible sources of Mad Cow Disease. Can you offer any reason for this disease?" The farmer stared at the reporter and said: "Do you know that a bull mounts a cow only once a year?" Reporter (obviously embarrassed) : "Well, sir, that's a new piece of information.. but what's the relation between this phenomenon and Mad Cow disease?" Farmer: "And, madam, do you know that we milk a cow twice a day?" Reporter: "Sir, this is really valuable information, but what about getting to the point?" Farmer: "I am getting to the point, madam. Just imagine, if I was playing with your tits twice a day ... and only screwing you once a year, wouldn't you get mad?" The program was never aired . . . . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JYA12R Posted April 5, 2010 Share Posted April 5, 2010 The (BLONDE) lady reporter: "I am here to collect information on the possible sources of Mad Cow Disease. Can you offer any reason for this disease?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderator drewpy Posted April 5, 2010 Moderator Share Posted April 5, 2010 that'll be Jethro then Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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