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So you're a senior citizen and the government says no health care for you, what do you do?

Our plan gives anyone 65 years or older a gun and 4 bullets.

You are allowed to shoot 2 Members of Parliament and 2 Members of the House of Lords.

Of Course, this means you will be sent to prison where you will get 3 meals a day, a roof over your head,

and all the health care you need!

New teeth, no problem. Need glasses, great. New hip, knees, kidney, lungs, heart? All covered.

And who will be paying for all of this?

The same government that just told you that you are too old for health care.

Plus, because you are a prisoner, you don't have to pay any income taxes anymore.

merv you missed one you can also smoke in prison unlike us law abiding oaps who cant smoke in a public place. :D

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