wrong side of the bed

[mervin]

A young priest gets up in the morning and goes to breakfast. On his way

there two nuns look at him and he says, "Good morning sisters" and they

reply in a sing song manner, "You got up on the wrong side of the bed

this morning."

This stuns the priest who thought he had been very polite but he just

goes on. He encounters a Brother a little while later along the way and

he says, "Good morning Brother." The Brother replies in a sing song

voice, "You got up on the wrong side of the bed this morning." The

priest looks confused at all this but goes on.

He gets a little farther and he comes across a fellow priest and he

says, "Good morning Father." The priest replies in a sing song

manner, "You got up on the wrong side of the bed this morning." Now the

priest was mad. He continues his walk to the dinning hall not saying a

word to anyone.

The Bishop sees him and says, "Father" The young priest was not going

to take any more even from the bishop. He looks at the bishop and says,

"No I did not get up on the wrong side of the bed this morning."

The bishop looks at him stunned and says "What?" The priest realized

his mistake and said "I am sorry your holiness, what is it you want."

The bishop looks at him and says, "All I was going to do was ask you why

you had Sister Ann's shoes on?

[JYA12R]

Ooops

[drewpy]

LOL CATZ